Nothing prepares you for real life quite like being called a witch at the tender age of 10 thanks to the runaway shaky cam hit about some dipshits running around in the woods. Blair (she/her) would like to thank the Academy for snubbing The Blair Witch Project and letting it die so she could muddle her way through the next four years of real horror in peace (high school was the worst). After spending those subsequent years enchanting audiences through musical performance, Blair discovered the real magic of design and how it can influence you to buy stupid shit you don’t need. When she’s not snuggling her puppies, pushing pixels, or mercing the bad guys in Borderlands with her partner, Blair loves to sew things that she’ll wear once and then push to the back of her closet. At least the skeletons in there will look fabulous.

Maegan (she/her) is a 30 something year old lover of all things strange and unusual (as she herself is…strange and unusual). By day she works as a data scientist who specializes in analyzing behavioral data, artificial intelligence, and machine learning; and by night she talks about movies with her favorite ghoulfriends. Outside of that, you’ll often find her playing too many video games, rambling about fast cars, belting at karaoke, drinking too much coffee, spamming everyone with memes, playing bass, or overthinking absolutely everything. She is an ex ballerina turned ex child behavior therapist turned data scientist who has a deep seeded passion for behavioral analysis and the functions of human behavior (aka why people do the weird shit they do). She is equal parts tattoos and anxiety, and she definitely wants you to tell your dog she loves them. No really, did you tell them yet?